I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
a concise list of my fav straight ppl sayings:
- "straight but not narrow!!"
- "gay is O-K"
- "love is love!!"
- "do you like my fckh8 t-shirt"
- "p lease help me i cant stop rubbing onions all of my naked body i love the feel of these smooth spheres on my nethers"
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i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am
My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”
I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.
She hates flies.
I like the sound of your grandmother.